Saturday 19 September 2009

News in Brief: Shearer shunned again

Alan Shearer is deperate to return to football management.

"If a job was to come up, not necessarily Newcastle, then I would be interested," he informed an assembly of school children.

However, sports master Mr Thompson quelled the youngster’s hopes by insisting that Shearer must prove his coaching abilities before taking over the school’s under-11 B team.





*Element of this story are entirely fictious.

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